Tuesday, May 29, 2012


That's right, Tiny.Green.Love is merging with Project Upcycle to become one super awesome project that will change the world!

Anyways if you want to stay updated I would take a peek at http://projectupcycle.blogspot.com
I even imported all of the posts from this blog to that one!

Also we are going on a road trip around the USA teaching people about renewable energies. Are we coming to a town near you? COULD BE! Go to http://projectupcycle.blogspot.com  to find out how!

Also a logo is in the works :) http://projectupcycle.blogspot.com

Friday, February 17, 2012


This post has moved over to our new, better server! You can see it here:

but I will leave the picture up of this Rocket mass heater design for those of you that googled the image and can figure the rest out on your own :)

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Life should come with a lollipop.

We live in a generation where everybody want's to have a reason to look down on you, where "bigger and better" is the standard, and where if you live in a house without running water, your structure may be deemed "substandard" or "uninhabitable" by the city.

The average person would think a bucket with water in it isn't "livable" when several people have proven just the opposite. I just wish more people had open minds, the world would be a much happier place.

I am IN LOVE with this movement, but not everyone is as "into it" as I am. Personally I wouldn't care if you lived in a tent, bathed in the river and did your business in a hole in the ground as long as you were happy and didn't pose a health risk to the community. Unfortunately not everyone thinks that way and because this movement is just now catching on I want to provide people with the option to live green, to live off grid, and to live comfortably and happily in a home designed with the environment in mind.

I could build this house much cheaper and easier if I was to use non-renewable wood [for every tree cut down to make the wood used in this Tiny house, two new trees will be planted.]

I would LOVE to have all houses built using all reclaimed materials [Which is what I did with Project Upcycle when I built homes for the less fortunate.] but TGL is aimed to be built by the average person on an average budget, with an average amount of time available.

When I do Project Upcycle it takes months to years to gather the correct resources and materials needed to build a complete house for a single family. [Which is why I have only built one so far]

With TGL, "anybody can do it" With all the materials gathered, a person could have their Tiny house built in 30 days. Once I save enough money to gather the materials I am going to do just that. 30 days from parts to home. Grid and off grid capable, eco friendly, and average joe and joanna approved.

I am in the process of getting detailed plans and instructions made for these appliances and systems so that I can sell them on here to raise money for the house. Don't worry, I am only going to sell them for 99 cents each, because I know alot of people are doing this to save money, but I need to raise money to buy my own materials as well as doing research and development on new and better appliances and systems. In return I will be giving intricate, detailed, CAD assisted plans for everything from the house itself to the different off grid, eco friendly appliances I design.

$500 for plans to a house that might as well be a glorified shed on wheels seems a bit outlandish to me. I would never buy these plans purely because of their price. However if I had the option to pick and choose what I wanted plans on and it was affordable, I would most certainly get a set.

I know alot of people want free plans. However I pour ungodly amounts of time and money into these posts and the research and development that goes into each of the systems I design. The very least you can do is throw a few bucks my way so it doesn't hit my wallet too bad. In reality, I would be A-OK living in an insulated box with a fire pit in the center [read: yurt] but I want to offer options for the average person to live green and live free. A yurt doesn't work for everybody, but a fully functional, yet eco friendly house that can be taken anywhere with nothing more than a heavy duty truck, does. If only a TINY bit more :) .

Life should come with a lollipop. It would be a happier place for everyone.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Number 12

I LOVE to laugh, I'm pretty sure it's my favorite thing to do....EVER. If I could have a choice to have 100 billion dollars but not be able to laugh, I wouldn't take it. Why? Because without laughter what's the point in life? NOT A DAMN THING THATS WHAT! So why the number 12?

Contrary to popular belief, it DOESNT take 17 muscles to smile and 42 to frown. There isn't even 42 muscles in your face [take that old sayings!]  According to an actual doctor, It takes 12 muscles to smile, and 11 to frown, Laughing on the other hand takes many many more, but nobody knows exactly how many, so I use the number 12.

The point is, that I love to laugh, and I love making other people laugh.

Laughter is good for you, and recently many doctors have been prescribing laughter therapy. About.com says:
  • Laughter reduces the level of stress hormones like cortisol,epinephrine (adrenaline), dopamine and growth hormone. It also increases the level of health-enhancing hormones like endorphins, and neurotransmitters. Laughter increases the number of antibody-producing cells and enhances the effectiveness of T cells. All this means a stronger immune system, as well as fewer physical effects of stress.
SO, without further adieu, some jokes: (WARNING: Some of these jokes may be PG-13)

What's brown and sticky? 
a stick

whats red and smells like blue paint?
red paint

what did the fish say when it ran into a brick wall?

what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
one tastes like crap

what did the ocean say to the sand?
nothing, it just waved

what kind of tree do fingers grow on?
a palm tree

what kind of tree do bibles grow on?
a psalm tree

two muffins are in the oven, one muffin turns to the other and says "it's hot in here!" the other muffin turns and says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
make me one with everything

what starts with an F, ends with a K, and is usually associated with excitement?

what did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants running over a hill?
"wow, look at all those elephants"

what did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants running over a hill wearing sunglasses?
nothing, he didn't recognize them.

what did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants running over a hill wearing camo?
nothing, he couldn't see them

what did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants running over a hill wearing camo and sunglasses?
even if he could see them, he wouldn't recognize them.

how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

how do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.

there is a meeting in the animal kingdom, all the animals are in attendance except one, which one?
the giraffe, its stuck in the fridge.

You are in the jungle and you come to a river 50 feet across, this river is inhabited by hungry alligators, how do you get across?
swim, the alligators are at the animal meeting.

how do you catch an elephant?
dig a hole, fill it with ashes, surround it by peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in the ocean?

My ex girlfriend is spreading rumors that I am a schizophrenic,
three can play at that game

I could tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon

I know a sort of long chemistry joke but if I told you there would be no reaction

want to hear a joke about potassium? K

want to hear a joke about sodium? Na

what do you call a one legged dog?
it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming.

where do you find a one legged dog?
where you left it

why was hellen keller's leg yellow?
her dog was blind too

how come hellen keller couldnt drive?
because she was blind

I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesnt work that way, so I stole a bike and asked god for forgiveness.

your mom is so fat, her patronus is a cake

your mom is so fat, the sorting hat put her in the international house of pancakes

Ive got a dig bick
you that read wrong
you read that wrong too
you read the last line twice and slowly to make sure I didn't trick you again
(the first two lines have errors)

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
the holocaust